Abeg no laugh o...

Android don chop my money tire, na him I come vex

yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone!

Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.

3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.

4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.

5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".

6. When a big trailer horn; e go show "Charger connected"

7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"

8. When fine person waka pass, e go show "Ur food has been found"

9. When ugly person waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am!

Who wan buy ooo?

Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found..... "