Akpors daughter Returns Home After 30 Years.
Akpors(angry): "Where the hell have you been all
these years???"
Girl: "I was working as a Prostitute in the Abuja.
Akpors: "What!!?..... Get out of my house,You Whore,
I don't want to see a your face Again do you understand!!!!!!????
Girl(crying): "Before I go Dad, I came to give you
$10million cheque, and here is $2 million for my
brother.
I have bought a big house in UK for you with
everything in it including a Ferarri and a Bugati, bye Dad"
Akpors: "What kind of work you said you
were doing??"
Girl (crying out loud): "A Prostitute Dad!!!"
Akpors: "Come and give Daddy a hug", I thought
you said you were a "prosecutor" !!!
One word for the Akpors.
Monday, 31 March 2014
Sunday, 30 March 2014
M-O-T-H-E-R
“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.
Sweetheart Chinedu wishes ALL the Mums a HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. We love, honor and celebrate you.
Share this if you love your mum...
Saturday, 29 March 2014
6 Secrets Of The World’s Richest People
Like most broke university students, Steve Siebold wanted to get rich. But unlike most college kids, he did something about it.
“In 1984 I was a sophomore in college,” he recalls. “And I was sitting in class listening to business professors telling me the odds of succeeding in business were so slim that it would take years to get there.”
But Siebold wasn’t interested in waiting years.
So he tracked down a millionaire—and requested an interview. That millionaire, in turn, introduced him to another millionaire and so on. Since then, Siebold has interviewed more than 1,200 millionaires and even billionaires. “It’s really a 30-year study at this point,” he says.
Given all of the, ahem, rich knowledge that Siebold has collected over those three decades, he decided to share his insider findings in a book, “How Rich People Think.” His biggest takeaway? “[Becoming a millionaire] isn’t about money,” he says. “It’s about psychology.”
Intrigued to learn more about how the mind can possibly pave the way to millionaire-hood, we sat down with Siebold to pick his brain.
LearnVest: Do you truly believe that anyone can get rich?
Steve Siebold: Well, there are obviously exceptions—say, if you’re psychologically handicapped or have other serious setbacks—but, for the most part, the average person in America can get rich. After being around wealthy people for so many years, I’ve learned that they’re no smarter than the rest of us. They’re just ordinary people with extraordinary focus and drive who are looking for gaps or what’s missing in the marketplace—for what can be filled.
But aren’t some people just naturally born with that entrepreneurial spirit? Can it really be taught?
Sure, some people seem to be predisposed to being entrepreneurs. One guy I interviewed built a $90 million company from scratch, and he seemed to just have that inner drive, which can be an advantage. But all you really need is the desire.
Take a single mother who can’t pay her bills or get a job—she has a strong need. And if you have a strong enough desire, you can develop the skills necessary to become an entrepreneur. That’s the way most Americans become rich.
In your book, you say that middle-class people focus on saving, while rich people focus on earning. But it’s ingrained in us from birth to save. Isn’t that something everyone should do?
Absolutely. Saving is so important. My point is that the average person last year made $38,000 in income. If I’m making $38,000, and I’m saving 10%, that’s only $3,800 a year. I’m going to be 300 years old before I can retire. What the wealthy do is focus on earning more. If you can make $200,000 a year, then you’re saving $20,000—a big improvement.
True, but that’s a big jump. How can the average person earn significantly more?
That’s where the entrepreneurial mindset comes in. You look for small business opportunities. Niche markets. You don’t have to open a McDonalds, but maybe you start with a small lawn-mowing or pool-cleaning business or selling things on eBay—technology has opened up so many opportunities. Remember that it’s not about the money, but your way of thinking. Rich people look for problems to solve, and then cultivate the skills, passion and talent to solve them.
You wouldn’t take fitness and health advice from someone who’s not fit, so why would you take money advice from someone who’s not rich?
Your book has 90-plus tips. What are the top-three things you’d tell someone to do today to start getting rich?
For starters, be around the rich. Some people may think it’s extreme, but before I was wealthy, I moved into a neighborhood I couldn’t afford. I wanted to be around rich people—not to make deals with them, but to learn their mindset. I don’t recommend doing the same thing, but you can go to places where rich people congregate, such as charity auctions, seminars, country clubs. Listen to how they talk about money and opportunity. Compare their mindset to yours—and then consider adjustments.
Number two: Get away from people who tell you that your [business idea] can’t be done because you don’t have enough education, money, talent. Listening to those people—and believing them—can quickly derail your plans.
Lastly, discover what your talents are and how you can use them. I was a professional tennis player, and when I started teaching, I wasn’t making very much money. The millionaires I was around at the time told me to start thinking about the talents that I had, which is part of thinking like an entrepreneur. The one thing I really focused on with athletes was the mental toughness side of sports and cultivating that focus. The millionaires said that’s a skill that most people don’t have—and find a place where they’re missing that.
So long story short, over a period of six or seven years, I started training the skill of mental toughness to salespeople in large corporations … and that’s how I made my own millions. The heart of it is that everybody has certain talents—they just don’t recognize what they’re worth.
What’s the number-one mistake people who want to be rich—but aren’t—make?
They listen to the average person, with no money, tell them about money. You wouldn’t take fitness and health advice from someone who’s not fit, so why would you take money advice from someone who’s not rich? It doesn’t make sense.
By Business Insider on March 29, 2014
Thursday, 27 March 2014
2,100MW of electricity lost to pipeline vandalism — FG
The government also said on Tuesday that it was quoted out of context when it said it had signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the Democratic Republic of Congo for the importation of power.
The Minister of Power, Prof. Chinedu Nebo, said these at the headquarters of the Federal Ministry of Power in Abuja during a press briefing on the current challenges in power supply across the country.
He said the recent dip in power supply was due to inadequate gas supply to the thermal power plants as a result of recurring vandalism of the gas pipelines.
Nebo said, “Some of the more recent attacks on gas infrastructure associated with the power sector include the ELPS in which a pipeline was out for over seven months with a loss of 200 million standard cubic feet of gas and generation capacity of about 800MW; the Trans-Forcados is out now with a loss of 200mscf of gas and generation capacity of about 800MW.
“Also, the Alakiri-Onne LBVS was blasted in March and this adversely impacted on gas supply to industries. There have been similar attacks on the Trans Niger with a loss of 120mscf of gas and 500MW from the Afam VI IPP. This pipeline is vandalised for bunkering about twice every month. The temporary shutdown of the Chevron gas plant this month contributed to the low peak generation of 2,672MW on March 12, 2014.”
The minister said gas shortage was not just affecting the availability of power for dispatch to consumers, but the frequency of system collapse was also strongly related to the menace.
On what the government was doing to ensure gas supply, Nebo said it was projected that additional 295mscf of gas would be available by June 2014 and another 370mscf by the end of the year.
He added, “In order to actualise the generation targets provided in the strategic plan for the power sector, the President recently approved the reconstitution of the Inter-Ministerial Committee on Gas to Power.
“The committee will be charged with the responsibility of identifying and ensuring that all the enablers and interventions required to deliver adequate power to the nation’s power plants are delivered on time.”
The minister apologised to electricity consumers for the difficulties currently being experienced and assured them of visible improvement by June as directed by the President.
Nebo also denied reports that the government was planning to import electricity from Congo DR.
The Minister of State for Power, Mr. Mohammed Wakili, had on Monday at a conference stated that the government had signed an MoU with Congo DR to import and export electricity.
But Nebo said, “The minister of state was quoted out of context. We are not importing power. It is just that Congo is having a very huge hydro power project and power is not something you just sign on and inject funds into.”
By BusinessNews Staff on March 27, 2014
Nigerian, Chinese investors seal pre-paid meters manufacturing deal
A consortium of companies from Nigeria has signed a Memorandum of Understanding with some Chinese investors for the manufacturing of pre-paid power meters and oil and gas pipes in the country.
A PHCN prepaid meter
The deal, consummated at the headquarters of the Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment in Abuja on Wednesday, was facilitated by the Nigeria-China Business Council led by its National Co-ordinator, Mr. Matthew Uwakwe.
A statement from the ministry on Wednesday stated that the agreement was signed by representatives of Skydeep International Limited, Mattek Oil Services Limited, Temps Engineering and Gestric Limited, Craag Nigeria Limited, JMET Corporation and Jiangsu Sainty International Group.
The objective of the agreement, according to the statement, is to facilitate financing, procurement and operation of independent power plant projects.
Others are for the local assembly and manufacturing of pre-paid power meters and recharge cards, and setting up of skill acquisition centres for capacity building as well as production of oil and gas pipes.
The Permanent Secretary, MITI, Ambassador Abdulkadir Musa, said while addressing the investors that Nigeria and China had experienced consistency in bilateral and investment relationships for the mutual benefit of both nations.
He said President Goodluck Jonathan had made industry and investment policy a major driving force that would propel Nigeria to greater height through the adoption of the Nigeria Industrial Revolution Plan and the National Enterprises Development Programme.
Both policies, he stated, would serve as a catalyst for industrialisation and manpower development.
Musa stressed that the country needed more investment in the area of power generation and transmission in order to achieve its development programme.
“Despite the unbundling of the power sector in the country, we still need more investment in the sector to generate power that will sustain our growing population and industries as well as create employment opportunities for our youths,” he added.
Also speaking, the Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Power, Ambassador Godknows Igali, said the entry of the Chinese investors into the sector was timely following the privatisation of the power sector.
Earlier, the leader of the delegation, Mr. Liu Wembin, said the MoU was important to Chinese investors since they were anxious to start the projects with the best technology available.
MARCH 27, 2014 BY IFEANYI ONUBA
2015: CBN to withdraw N360bn from banks
The CRR refers to the amount of funds that the banks have to keep with the CBN and it determines the volume of cash in circulation within a given period of time. Whenever the central bank increases the CRR, the available amount with the Deposit Money Banks reduces, while the lending rates will increase.
The decision to increase the CRR for private sector funds was taken at the end of the Monetary Policy Committee meeting held at the central bank’s headquarters in Abuja on Tuesday.
The increase in private sector CRR, according to analysts, will enable the CBN to withdraw about N360bn from circulation through the DMBs. The private sectors’ deposits in the banks stand at about N12tn presently and the three per cent increase in the CRR will add up to N360bn.
Announcing the decision while briefing journalists shortly after the MPC meeting, the acting Governor of the CBN, Dr. Sarah Alade, said the decision was taken in order to consolidate the success of the monetary policy in attaining price and exchange rate stability.
She also said the potential headwinds in 2014; the ultimate goal of transiting to a truly low inflation environment; and the need to retain portfolio flows were also major factors that were considered before the decision was taken.
The acting governor said while the committee unanimously voted for further tightening of the monetary policy, members were divided on the instruments to be used in achieving the objective.
She explained that the committee saw a raise in the private sector CRR as the best option that would achieve the monetary tightening needed presently without necessarily forcing an increase in lending rates through the hike in the Monetary Policy Rate.
Alade noted that while some members voted for an increase in the MPR to retain and attract more inflows, others felt that such an increase could have negative implications on access to credit and domestic growth.
For instance, she said, seven out of the nine members that attended the meeting voted to increase the CRR on private sector deposits by 300 basis points to 15 per cent, while two members voted to retain it at 12 per cent.
Alade said, “The committee unanimously agreed that a continuation of a tight monetary policy was needed to consolidate recent gains. Recent resurgence of core inflation in spite of the downward trend in headline inflation reinforces this position.
“Thus, a prudent monetary stance will also facilitate better reserves and exchange rate management in an environment where Fed tapering increases pressure on emerging economies’ financial markets.
“The MPC welcomed the growth expectations but expressed concern that the industrial sector had continued to lag behind.
“The committee noted that growth remained consistently in favour of the agricultural sector, noting that the continued achievement of relative exchange rate stability and single digit inflation in 2014, given the risks in the horizon, would require extraordinary measures.”
On the MPR and CRR on public sector deposits, the acting governor said the committee decided to maintain the current rate at 12 per cent and 75 per cent, respectively.
Asked if the central bank was considering the devaluation of the naira in the face of exchange rate pressure, she said the bank had no plans to do that.
Alade stated that the CBN was committed to exchange rate stability and would continue to defend the naira as long as inflows remained.
“The issue of devaluation is not on the table for now. And that is why we voted for increased CRR. We still believe that the interest rate can be used at the moment rather than going the devaluation way,” she added.
She put the gross external reserves as of March 2014 at $37.83bn, compared with $42.85bn at the end of December 2013.
Alade attributed the decrease in the reserves to increased funding of the foreign exchange market in the face of intense pressure on the naira and the need to maintain stability.
By BusinessNews Staff on March 27, 2014
Port Harcourt's Biggest Discount Sales Event
The Port Harcourt Easter Fiesta sales event is here again! You all are cordially invited to the annual Easter Salesvanganza!!
We are offering you a chance to shop like never before, so invite your friends and family to this awesome shopping experience.
Date- 27th - 30th March 2014.Venue- Mr Bigg's Events Hall, Opposite Everyday Emporium, Beside Skippers GRA. PH. Time- 9:00am-7:00pm daily. Continue...
FEATURING....
-Discount Sales Of Exciting Goods & Services From A Variety Of Vibrant Business Owners
-A Massive Food Court With Assorted Food And Drinks
-Red Carpet/Photo Booth
-P.O.S Services
-Fully Air Conditioned Hall
-Spacious Parking Space With Traffic Control.
-Tight Security
FOR MORE INFO PLS CONTACT
BB- 28FA81C1
SOME OF OUR VENDORS ARE...
CHIVIVA HAIR NATIONWIDE SALES
D'CLIQUE CHILDREN & FEMALE SHOP
OHRAM NIGERIA LTD
INSCRIBE CREATION
HOUSE OF ROSSI
JENNI'S
GLAD EATS BAKERY & CONFECTIONARY
HAIRESS ACCESSORIES
SOTY'S HAIR LAUNDRY
PRESH HAIRWAYS
POSH BEAUTI
MAKSINS HAIR
HAIRESS HUMAN HAIR NIGERIA.
COME ONE!!!
COME ALL!!!
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Ibadan kidnap victims respond to treatment
The victims, who were too weak to eat on Saturday, voraciously devoured large portions of food yesterday.
When our correspondent visited the State Hospital, Yemetu, yesterday, the victims looked better than the previous days.
However, abnormal behaviour by some of them suggests that they may be mentally ill.
A reliable source at the hospital said a psychiatrist had examined them.
The source said: “They are much better now. They are looking more radiant as you can see and are also now eating voraciously because their appetite has been restored. You know they were starved for a long time. Now that they are in a good environment with medical attention, they are eating very well. Their appetite improved on Tuesday. So, what the hospital does is to make provision for extra food, even for the night.”
The source said those with psychiatric problems would be transferred to appropriate centres for treatment.
Fewer people were at the hospital yesterday, as many satisfied their curiosity earlier in the week.
One of the victims, Mrs. Cecilia Obaikhena (72), who disappeared shortly after they were rescued on Saturday, is still missing.
Her children, who came looking for her from Lagos after seeing her picture in The Nation, are still searching for her.
Mrs. Obaikhena strayed away after the rescue operation. She was sighted by passers-by. It is believed that the old woman is roaming the city.
Her son, Victor (48), said his mother was kidnapped in Edo State in 2008.
Posted by: Bisi Oladele, Ibadan
Facebook pictures of Kaduna killings: Former Yakowa’s
aide regains freedom
Former Senior Special Assistant on Media to the late Kaduna State Governor, Mr. Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa, Reuben Buhari, was set free yesterday by the police.
Late Gov, Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa
He was arrested about a week ago for posting images of dead victims of the recent killings in Kaduna State.
His kinsmen have however risen in his defence, wondering when it became an offence to post unfabricated photos of senseless massacre that claimed scores of lives. In a statement signed by Southern Kaduna Indigenes Forum, the group condemned the arrest, describing it as witch-hunt.
Signed by its chairman, Maj. George Nchok Asake (rtd), the statement reads in part; “Politics should have a human face devoid of malice, rancour and witch hunt of any nature. Why did the Kaduna State Police Commissioner deny Reuben Buhari the right to drop feeding allowance with his wife who only put to bed on Monday?
“Are the pictures he uploaded on the internet not true? Did he commit any treasonable act? Is his action worse than that of the killers of the 126 people from the communities that the police should have long arrested instead of harassing innocent mourners?
“Truth in this case has been penalised while murderers are left to roam about freely in order to commit more murders and destruction”
By Wale Odunsi on March 27, 2014
Wonder why some people think that all men are after SEX and all women are after MONEY.
People should get this right.
Ladies, just because you met a guy and he used you for sex then he dumped you
doesn’t mean that all men in this world will do that to you and Men, just because you met a girl in your past who was only after money doesn’t mean that all the beautiful ladies in this world re like that.
People are different.
They’re very many men and women out there who have TRUE LOVE.
They are single and they're looking for you.
So try to change your mindset and go find them.
Do you agree with me?
LIKE, COMMENT & SHARE
People should get this right.
Ladies, just because you met a guy and he used you for sex then he dumped you
doesn’t mean that all men in this world will do that to you and Men, just because you met a girl in your past who was only after money doesn’t mean that all the beautiful ladies in this world re like that.
People are different.
They’re very many men and women out there who have TRUE LOVE.
They are single and they're looking for you.
So try to change your mindset and go find them.
Do you agree with me?
LIKE, COMMENT & SHARE
Tuesday, 25 March 2014
Abeg no laugh o...
Android don chop my money tire, na him I come vex
yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".
6. When a big trailer horn; e go show "Charger connected"
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"
8. When fine person waka pass, e go show "Ur food has been found"
9. When ugly person waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am!
Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found..... "
Android don chop my money tire, na him I come vex
yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".
6. When a big trailer horn; e go show "Charger connected"
7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"
8. When fine person waka pass, e go show "Ur food has been found"
9. When ugly person waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am!
Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found..... "
Spending N1.3trn on subsidy threatens Nigeria’s economy – APC
The Federal Government was yesterday accused of not presenting the seven billion naira reportedly allocated for the convening of the on-going National Conference in its 2014 Budget proposal presently before the National Assembly and that the Federal Government’s expenditure of a whopping N1.3 trillion on petroleum products subsidy was a serious threat to the economy of the entire nation
This allegation by Senator Olubunmi Adetunbi while speaking at the Progressive Governors Forum roundtable dialogue with legislators and civil society leaders.
The Senator cited this as one of the examples of extra-budgetary expenditure currently embarked upon by the present administration.
The lawmaker cited other examples to include the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC unilateral disbursement of kerosene subsidy, and the allocation to Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme of the Federal Government.
He further advocated that the budgetary system under a future All Progressives Congress, APC, controlled Federal Government, would be guided by the need for the enactment of tighter laws on fiscal control and budgeting.
According to him: “APC should design an accounting system which would ensure that all revenues collected by the agencies of the Federal Government are paid into the Consolidated Revenue Fund of the Federation”.
He further proposed the need for the creation of a new budget time-table which must also be a new law.
In his own remarks at the occasion, Senator Bukola Saraki declared that the Federal Government’s expenditure of a whopping N1.3 trillion on petroleum products subsidy was a serious threat to the economy of the entire nation.
He continued: “This expenditure is not under our scrutiny because it was not even appropriated for”.
“For instance,how do we handle the issue of kerosene subsidy which we did not even appropriate for? “ he asked.
He presented another poser: “How was possible that some of these huge funds were deducted from source even when they were not budgeted?”
Saraki further observed that as long as the National Assembly continued to condone this type of expenditure pattern on the part of the executive arm of government, there is no way infrastructural development would take place in the country.
Commenting on recent remarks made by the Minister of Petroleum Resources Mrs Diezani Alliison-Madueke that the subsidy on petroleum products should be entirely removed, Saraki said the problem faced by the present administration was the management of the subsidy funds.
Said he: “The removal of fuel subsidy is not the solution to the problem, but the proper management of the subsidy funds.”
He reminded his colleagues who were present that sections 80 to 89 of the 1999 Constitution as amended gave the National Assembly clear powers on the control of the National Treasury.
He however, commended APC over the efforts it had made in recent times by exposing corruption in public places adding that the excess crude oil account which had been declining for long had began to rise again in recent times.
Speaking at the occasion, the Minority Leader of the House of Representatives, Hon. Femi Gbajabiamilla said the National Assembly carries the full weight, burden and pains of this country adding it must take its oversight functions more seriously, conduct more vigorous and rigorous public hearings and in performing its oversight functions must as a matter of necessity, scrap the service wide votes sub-head of the budget.
He further advocated that the National Assembly should address the nation’s economic development more seriously.
Said he: “ I have sponsored the Economic Stimulus Bill which has passed the second reading in the House. The Bill seeks to dedicate for the next five years a minimum of 40 percent allocation in our annual budget to capital expenditure. If the Executive refuses to do the right thing, then the legislature must pick up the gauntlet and compel it”.
In a communique that was issued at the end of the occasion, participants agreed there exists an urgent need to put in place a national budget time table to ensure that the budgeting process is not subject to the whims of the Federal Government; that Structures and institutions at all levels must be strengthened to ensure accountability in budgeting; that the budgeting process must be designed based on sector plans, not mere statements of intended expenditure or mere line budgeting to be executed at the whims of the civil service; that there must be provision for a closing figure for the previous year before any new budget is presented; that the National Assembly’s oversight function must be reinvigorated to ensure strict compliance with budgetary provisions and that extra-budgetary expenditure which is an impeachable offenc must be halted and punished where applicable.
Participants also agreed that the envelope system, which guarantees payment amounts to certain line charges regardless of needs must be discarded; that there is need for more vigorous public hearings in relation to budgets and public expenditure processes; that there is urgent need to set up a National Assembly Budget Office similar to the Congressional Budget Office in the USA.
They also resolved that Progressive Governors should put in place structures and programmes to fight corruption and poverty which undermine transparency, security, participation and fundamental freedom and that legislators and Civil Society Organisations must work together to promote public awareness and ensure that the public is able to demand for accountability for all public funds budgeted and spent.
They also urged the public to view public funds as their own and respond to the way they are spent. Participants also agreed that APC governed States must lead by example and promote citizen participation in the budgeting process.
on March 25, 2014, BY OKEY NDIRIBE
Monday, 24 March 2014
WENGER AND HIS WIFE!
WIFE: Darling wake up its now 7!
WENGER: What? has (chelsea) scored again?
WIFE: No sweet! I mean its 7 o'clock time to go to church. WENGER: please dear allow me to rest
WIFE: my love forget that game, you know mourinho is a wicked man in
football,
WENGER: I can never be friend with him
WIFE: now they are on top of the league and we are on fourth
WENGER: the most annoying part is that yesterday was my 1000 game
celebration but I didn't celebrate due to am not happy.
ONE WORD FOR THIS COUPLE!
WIFE: Darling wake up its now 7!
WENGER: What? has (chelsea) scored again?
WIFE: No sweet! I mean its 7 o'clock time to go to church. WENGER: please dear allow me to rest
WIFE: my love forget that game, you know mourinho is a wicked man in
football,
WENGER: I can never be friend with him
WIFE: now they are on top of the league and we are on fourth
WENGER: the most annoying part is that yesterday was my 1000 game
celebration but I didn't celebrate due to am not happy.
ONE WORD FOR THIS COUPLE!
TRUTH ABOUT GUYS
1. Most Will Say "I LOVE YOU" when they Don't Mean It.
2. Many Will Tell You They Have Never Had"SEX" since Last Three Month then He Just did It Yesterday
3. Some Will Say Am Not Dating Any Girl When Actually His Dating More than Three Girlfriends
4. Many will Tell you I Hate Sex...When Really His Praying for you to spread those Legs For Him
5. Those Men Reading Will 100% Deny they Don't Do This and that they Are Different......
TRUE OR FALSE...?
1. Most Will Say "I LOVE YOU" when they Don't Mean It.
2. Many Will Tell You They Have Never Had"SEX" since Last Three Month then He Just did It Yesterday
3. Some Will Say Am Not Dating Any Girl When Actually His Dating More than Three Girlfriends
4. Many will Tell you I Hate Sex...When Really His Praying for you to spread those Legs For Him
5. Those Men Reading Will 100% Deny they Don't Do This and that they Are Different......
TRUE OR FALSE...?
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)