Joke

Akpos went to show his girlfriend how much he loved her
then this conversation began

AKPOS : i love you my girl, see i can swim for u in d ocean, i can fly in d air, i can walk on d sea, all just because of ur love

GIRL : ( flatterd  ) pls wait let me ask you a question

AKPOS : go on my dear

GIRL : ( in happy mood  ) can you die for meee????

AKPOS : noooo.......! My love for you is undying love oo

ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

Akpos promised his girlfriend 20k while chatting with her on BBM, a week later she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to traveled

"honey where is the 20k u promised me last week" she asked

akpos reply" i dont have any money with me right now babe, but here is my ATM card, you can withdraw all d amount in my account
he gave her his ATM knwowing fully well he had nothing in his account
half way through his journey he received a call from his friend

"hello akpos" i just deposited 100,000 in your bank account now, the money i have been owing you since last six month, you will soon receive the alert now
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Akpos is now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree

Akpos in a sport class

TEACHER : who is the best striker in nigeria??

Only Akpos raise up his hand

TEACHER : ( got angry :@ ) is it only Akpos that i always tought in dis class?? Now akpos take dis cane and give them 6stroke of cane each

After Akpos has serve them round, the class is now noisy with cry ;( 

TEACHER : now akpos my boy tell all dis goat who called themself a student the best striker in nigeria

AKPOS : oga na ASSU
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Teacher fainted
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GUESS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT

Chelsea fans say they rule this page....Let's see which club has the most fans in our page.!


1. Manchester United
2. Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. Manchester City
5. Liverpool
6. Real Madrid
7. Barcelona
8. Milan
9. Bayern Munchen
10. Borussia Dortmund
11. Atletico de Madrid
12. Inter Milan
13. Juventus
14. Roma
15. Olympiakos
16. Panathinaikos
17. Paris Saint Germain
18. Olympique Marsseille
19. Napoli
20. Monaco
21. Bayer Leverkusen
22. Benfica
23. Porto
24. Ajax
25. (Other, mention it)

Just comment the number! Lets goo!

BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: Ahan then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever ForGet That
GIRL: Hmmm...
BOY: I'm H I
Girl: What H I ?
BOY: Happily In love
GIRL: So ??
BOY: J, K, L, M, - Just Keep Loving Me
GIRL: And how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable , Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll Zee

Which of the following best described APC


1] APC = Association of Past Criminals
2] APC = All Past Criminals
3] APC = Aboki People Congress
4] APC = Aggrieved Political Criminals!
5] APC = Almajiri Peoples Party
6] APC = Arab Peoples Congress
7] APC = All professional criminals
8] APC = Aggravated Prostrate Conspiracy
9] APC = Agbro Peoples Camp
10] APC = Allah Peoples Congress
11] APC = Aggrieved Peoples Congress
12] APC = Agbero People Congress

Buhari has clearly stated that muslim can only vote muslim, their is no
democracy in this party, to call it a national party only means that the nation
is Islamic, as to call it a national party as in a democracy goes against the
teachings of Islam. Hence I reiterate Nigeria if it as allowed to remain will be a
total Islamic nation run by extremists and if you do not convert you will die by
the hands of their military arm, with your head cut off if they want to be
kind.

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD