Which Of This Have You Done In The Kitchen

We have all done at least one of these things in the kitchen before; be honest,
which of them are you guilty of _____?

1. Opening maggi cube with your teeth

2. Moving the hot pot with your wrapper / whatever you are wearing.

3. Dusting off your hand in the food when adding salt or maggi.

4. Using your hand to see if your rice or beans is cooked

5. Using the big cooking spoon to transfer a little soup to your palm to taste.

6. Eat directly from the pot

7. Using your cloth to clean a plate you want to use

8. Using your mouth to blow out the stove

9. Frying dodo (Plantain) and eating almost everything before you finish.

10. Using your bare hands to open the hot pot (forming superman)

Oya Confess

A boy was dating a girl who always hurt his feelings.


One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house.


Three months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she
really loved the boy, so she went back to him and said, “Give me one more
chance. I love you and I need you.

I will never hurt you anymore.

” But the boy just laughed and said, “Only a fool would take back someone
who hurt them so badly…”

The girl felt hopeless and began to cry, 

but the boy put his arms around her, hugged her tightly and said, . .
. .
. .
.
“And I guess I am one of those fools

Are You Still Hurt???


Have you ever wondered why that longtime relationship you had with that someone that you loved so much had to end? Alright, stop wondering and
blaming yourself because it was all God’s plan. He saw that that relationship was going nowhere. He saw that the person you used to love wasn’t right for
you. God saw that you deserved better.
He saw that person wasn’t serious with you. God never wanted you to get hurt the more than you were. God saw that that person was busy dating other people behind your back. He saw that you were getting destroyed mentally, emotionally & physically over someone who was seeing somebody else. God saw that person was only tearing you down and making your life miserable. He
never wanted you to waste more of your time on that person. Seriously God had to interrupt you, so you can start afresh. He had someone else for you.
Now look at yourself, you’re getting over that pain. You’re now getting stronger, wiser and happier. You can now live your own life; you have no stress and worries. You can now even help other people who are going through the same exact thing you went through. You now gained experience; you now know how to handle your heart delicately & how to go about relationships.
Fine, you were hurt but trust me that relationship ended for a special reason. Thank God for that because He saved you from many things. You can now either give yourself time, or you can try catching up feelings for that other person who seem to be interested in you, and if you’re already attached with someone please love that person genuinely but take it slowly and be careful.
Love with all your heart, but pls take your brain along with.

FAKE FRIENDS/ REAL FRIENDS 
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food 
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food 
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr\Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents dad/mom
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow yo stuff for few days then gve it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep yo stuff so long they forget its Yos
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things abt u
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book abt you Wth direct quotes from u
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave u behind f that is Wat the crowd is doin
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds dat left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on yo front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say I'm home
FAKE FRIENDS: are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: are for a life tym
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad yo the person who talks bad abt u
REAL FRIENDS: will knock the person out that talk bad abt u
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to their friends and hope to get it back!!!!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral because I'd be in jail for killin the person who did it.
First I wantd to let you know that I loVe you to death n think u r amazing. Second if I dont get this back I understand...
U must send it to 14 people that u really care abt including the person that sent it to u. IF u receive least 7 then u are ***amazing***

I was in love wit a lady i met on 1 of the social media, i loved her dearly! I called ha often, day nd 9te. I went mad of ha love. I promised ha my love. Later on she told me that she is scared of telin me some tin. I told nd promised ha neva to let it go! Even if it means death i.ll nt only lovn ha bt MARRY ha. So i told ha to fil free nd tel me.
SHE‬ TOLD ME SHE HAVE A KID (Child) and the baby iz at 6yrs na.
Ha ex guy did that !
Bt i stil promise ha of my love nd i gve ha assurance neva to panic to that. I dnt mind.

Only to discover that she was a sex worker!!!

Plz what do i do NOW? keep the fire burning or QUIT???

A secondary school teacher in Anambra state was asking each of her students what they would like to be when they grow up...
Chekwube the most stubborn boy in the class stood up and said " I will be a billionaire, marry the hottest wife, make love to her 3 times a day, take her to Dubai for shopping every 2 months, buy her the most expensive car, travel with her to different places around the world" The teacher ignores chekwube for his non-chalant attitude and asks Chiamaka what she will in the future.
Chiamaka quietly whispered " I will like to be Chekwube's wife"

A guy in order to raise some money, decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
He went to a playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a tree, and said to him; I have kidnapped you!

He wrote a note saying; I have kidnapped your child. Tomorrow morning, put 10,000 Naira in a paper bag and put it under the Mango tree next to the slide on the left hand side of the playground. Signed, Kidnapper.

The guy then pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the guy checked, and a paper bag was beneath the mango tree.

The guy opened the bag and found the 10,000 Naira with a note that said; ''How could you do this to Akpos?''

One word for Akpos.